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Author:  KAL Racing [ June 16th, 2013, 7:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Lady Golfers

Police are called to an apartment and find a woman, holding a bloody 5-iron, standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?"

"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.

"How many times did you hit him?"

"I don't know -- five, six, maybe seven times -- just put me down for a five."

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