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| Author: | Himagain [ February 13th, 2013, 10:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Reasons Why Boats Are Better Than Women |
Reasons Why Boats Are Better Than Women Boats curves never sag. Boats don’t get pregnant. You can ride a Boat any time of the month. Boats don’t have parents. Boats don’t whine unless something is really wrong. You can share your Boat with your friends. If your Boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler. If your Boat smokes, you can do something about it. Boats don’t care about how many other Boats you have ridden. When riding, you and your Boat both arrive at the same time. Boats don’t care about how many other Boats you have. Boats don’t mind if you look at other Boats, or if you buy Boating magazines. You can have a beer while riding your Boat. You don’t have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Boat. You don’t have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Boat. You don’t have to convince your Boat that you’re a Boater and that you think that all Boats are equals. If you say bad things to your Boat, you don’t have to apologise before you can ride it again. Your parents don’t remain in touch with your old Boat after you dump it. Boats always feel like going for a ride. Boats don’t insult you if you are a bad boater. Boats don’t care if you are late. You don’t have to take a shower before riding your Boat. It’s always ok to use tie downs on your Boats. If your Boat doesn’t look good, you can sell it. You can’t get diseases from a Boat you don’t know very well. |
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