Gravenhurst.
Book room at Marriott, Muskoka Bay, Fri & Sat night, ask them for TORC race weekend discount.
Double wide concrete launch ramp right there, ample parking.
Fri: get to Marriott, make sure your boat is ok, check into room, play hide the snake.
Sat:
Wake up, hide the snake, brekky, launch boat in Muskoka Bay, Lake Muskoka, cruise up through scenic Port Carling locks up to Windemere House(
http://www.windermerehouse.com ) for lunch, cruise by Millionaire's row 'cottages', 5 hours return, back to Marriott, play hide the snake.
Book romantic 3hr evening dinner cruise on Segwun Steamship (
http://realmuskoka.com/muskoka-steamshi ... ghtseeing/ ), 500m from Marriott. Back to Marriott, hide the snake, set alarm for 1am.
Sun:
Get up 1am, don't touch snake, sneak out, drive 10min to Northbase Allison Wonderland, get shit faced until 5am, share beers & lies with Drag/t guys. 5am back to Marriott, slip into bed w bride, wakes up, hide the snake.
Leisurely breakfast, stroll through Speed & Grace Antique boat museum beside Marriott. Back to room, hide the snake, she has a nap.
You slip out to TORC race on Gull Lake for 2 hrs, get back hide the snake.
Hitchup, drive home, everyone happy.
Mon: take day off, stay home, don't touch snake.
Done.
That is actually a very good plan...
